What?? You say that's cheesy? Well, just think of what I could have written:
Take 1 cup cuteness, 2 tablespoons adorable, 3 1/2 teaspoons sweet cheeks, and a dash of grumpy. Bake for 9 months. Yield: One fabulous baby!
So thank your lucky stars, chump.
(Dedicated to Luke Nielson, one serious cutie pie, born August 12, 2008)